Sunday, February 04, 2007

Watch that fly

There was a fly above the water...A trout lookedupandsaid,"ifthatflydrops 6 inches, I'll have myselfsomedinner."Therewasabearlooking atthe fly and trout. He said tohimself,"If thatflydrops6inches, thetrout will jump up to get it,thenIwillhavedinner."Ahunter wasstaring at the bear. He thoughttohimself,"Ifthatflydrops 6 inches,the trout will jump and bear willleapoutandIcanhave a clear shot atthe bear."A mousewaslookingateverythingthatwas going on and hethought, "If that flydrops6inches,the troutwilljump to get it, thebear will leap out atthetrout,thehunterwilltake a step forward toshoot the bear andhissandwichwillfall outofhis pocket and I can havemyself some dinner."Acatin atreewasalsolooking at the situation andhe thought, "If theflydrops6inches,thetrout will jump to get it, thebear will leapoutatthetrout,thehunter will step forward and shootthe bear, themousewillmovetogetthe sandwich that fell from hispocket and I canjumponitandhavedinner."Well, the fly dropped 6inches, thetroutjumpedandgotthefly, the bear leaped out andgrabbedthetrout,thehuntersteppedforward and shot the bear, the sandwichfellfromhispocketandthemouse moved to get the sandwich, but...thegunshotscaredthepussycatand it fell in the water......The moral ofthestory:whentheflydropssix inches, the pussygetswet........................................................

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