Thursday, February 08, 2007

Engineers jokes

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understandbinary, and those who don’t.

Pessimist: The glass is half-empty.Optimist: The glass is half-full.Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Haloween ?Ans: Dec(Decimal) 25 = Oct(Octal) 31
Teacher: What is 2k + k?Student: 3000!

Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.